Saturday Smiles – Deep and Meaningfuls
January 19, 2019
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Saturday Smiles – Paddy and more
January 12, 2019
Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. ‘Aye, it’s all going like magic,’ says Jock. ‘I’ve got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night…’ Archie nods approvingly. ‘Hell, I’ve even bought a kilt to be … More Saturday Smiles – Paddy and more
Saturday Smiles – the first for 2019
January 5, 2019
I can attest to the truth of this – it was 41C here the other day… Jack, age 92, and Jill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jack … More Saturday Smiles – the first for 2019
Saturday Smiles – Smart Kids
November 3, 2018
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years old. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became a father only when I was born. Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Kid: Here it is. Teacher: … More Saturday Smiles – Smart Kids
Saturday Smiles – Random stuff
October 6, 2018
Don’t Mess with a Redback Spider!! An office receptionist got the shock of her life earlier this week when she found a 70cm long snake entangled in the web of a deadly spider. Tania Robertson, a receptionist at an electrical firm in Perth, came in to work on Tuesday and spotted the sight next to … More Saturday Smiles – Random stuff
Saturday Smiles – Crocodiles
June 30, 2018
Being immersed as we have been in things of Darwin, it seems remiss to leave this last Top End Saturday Smiles without devoting it to the crocodiles. The image on the left is from a souvenir T shirt we bought. Monday we start the long trek back towards Adelaide and winter weather. Nights there have … More Saturday Smiles – Crocodiles
Saturday Smiles – car stuff
June 8, 2018
A blonde walks into a bank in central New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys … More Saturday Smiles – car stuff
Saturday Smiles – on ageing
April 21, 2018
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body. I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom … More Saturday Smiles – on ageing
Saturday Smiles – Words, Words, Words
April 13, 2018
Isn’t language a wonderful thing? Did you know it’s alive ? Neologisms new words or a new use for an old word, or the act of making up new words in mental health used to describe a symptom of brain dysfunction as is the delightful term word salad used to describe a string … More Saturday Smiles – Words, Words, Words
Saturday Smiles – Duh!
April 7, 2018
Brian walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Brian and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?” Brian … More Saturday Smiles – Duh!
