I have some concerns about my sanity at present.
This morning I washed my hair. It was long overdue. Greasy, yukky.
I reached for the bottle of shampoo. Squeezed a generous dollop into my hand.
Lathered it in vigorously. Except – there was no lather. It seemed to get sucked in – slurrp!
Oh dear, I thought to myself. Is my hair that dirty?!
So I repeated the process. Same result.
Four times I did this.
Same result every time.
Something triggered the memory pathways in my brain as I reached for the other bottle…
Vaguely – because I cannot wear my glasses in the shower – I saw the word Shampoo on the bottle.
Ooops! I had been washing my hair with conditioner.
Like Tootles in Peter Pan, am I losing my marbles? Or do I need new eyes?