LAWYER: When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?
OTHER LAWYER: Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.
LAWYER: You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
LAWYER: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
LAWYER: So you were gone until you returned?
LAWYER: (realizing he was on the verge of asking a stupid question) Your Honor, I’d like to strike the next question.
LAWYER: Were you alone or by yourself?
LAWYER: You were there until the time you left, is that true?
LAWYER: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
LAWYER: Now sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man–
WITNESS: Thank you. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.
Raili Tanska
I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth ….
soulgifts - Telling Tales 
Lol!!
I’ll sign up that little girl in case I get caught speeding!
Yeah, she was so good!!