A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”
He slams the door and returns to bed.
“Who was that?” asked his wife..
“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.
“Did you help him?” she asks.
“No, I did not, it’s 3 am in the morning and it’s bloomin’ well pouring with rain out there!”
“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know.”
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”
“Yes,” comes back the answer.
“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.
“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.
“Where are you?” asks the husband.
“Over here on the swing,” replied the drunk..
Raili Tanska
Enjoy life
thank you so very much for the laughs! the last one made me literally laugh out loud! bless you!
Bless you too ~!
🙂
FANTASTIC
Excellent as usual.
Terribly enjoyable…. and I’m still on the swing, ..it’s being a big out !!
Swinging, swinging, Ivor’s swinging. ..
🤗🤗😉
It was just a silly little kid’s ditty that popped into my head when I read your comment 🤣
Wonderful to fill our hearts with laughter..
You made me more than smile..
Have a wonderful week Raili ❤
Thanks Sue. You too x
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing… that is so me. It’s not an age thing – I’ve always been that way 🙂
Whew – I thought I was the only one !
It’s genetic; mum passed it down to me and I passed it on to Laura. Wow! Do you see the implication… you and I must be sisters. I always knew it 🙂
Yay!!!!! I have a sister from another mother. Doin’ cartwheels here (figuratively speaking…) 🤣🤣