A Dad joke is an embarrassingly bad joke – because he feels nostalgic about times when you were little and laughed at just about anything. And because he wants to embarrass you as much as he can while he can.
♦Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
♦DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can’t remember… I think her name was Reese something?
DAD: No, it was with a knife…
♦The secret service isn’t allowed to yell “Get down!” anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell “Donald, duck!”
♦Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
♦What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador.
♦GROCERY STORE CHECKER: “Paper or plastic?” DAD: “Either, I’m bisacktual.”
Have a happy weekend!