Saturday Smiles – the first for 2019

I can attest to the truth of this – it was 41C here the other day…

Jack, age 92, and Jill, age 89, are all excited  about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to  discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in. Jack addresses the man  behind the counter:
“Are you the owner?”

The  pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jack: “We’re about to get  married.  Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist:  “Of course we do.”

Jack: “How about medicine for  circulation?”

Pharmacist: “All kinds”.

Jack:  “Medicine for rheumatism?”

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jack: “How about suppositories?”

Pharmacist:  “Yes”.

Jack: “Medicine for memory problems,  arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”

Pharmacist: “Yes, a  large variety. The works.”

Jack: “What about  vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

Jack:  “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Pharmacist: “We do..”

Jack: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Pharmacist: “All  speeds and sizes.”

Jack: “Adult incontinence pants?”

Pharmacist: “Yes.”

Jack:  “Then we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list…”

go forth into 2019 with a smile !

Raili Tanska

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