My son was tapping his little brother with a toy hammer. I told him to stop hitting his brother. He replied, “I’m not hitting him, I’m fixing him.”
My four year old pooped on the front lawn in broad daylight with all my neighbours outside. He was also naked. Turns out he wanted to poop like the dog.
Fog is just clouds that have fell down. Dylan, age 6
A two year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.
Raili Tanska
Steps for Peace
The responsibility of raising good, kind ethical, responsible human beings is the biggest job anyone an embark on. As with any risk, you take a leap of faith and ask lots of wonderful people for their help and guidance..
Maria Shriver
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soulgifts - Telling Tales 
Reblogged this on Opher's World and commented:
This made me laugh!
Thanks Raili!
Thank YOU, again Opher 🙂
And it really is like that.
Sure is !
My son would be most embarrassed, were I to recount tales of his toddlerhood-or teen years, for that matter. Then again, his father would be most embarrassed, were his grandmother to start spilling.
I think most kids would say the same thing ! It is our prerogative as parents to embarrass them
These are SO good, thanks for starting my day so well. 🌹
I aim to please 🙂
Thank you for the Saturday Smiles today Raili, I enjoyed all of them. especially your pause for thought ‘Steps for Peace’
Have a peaceful Sunday.
Thanks Sue. You too x
You gotta love the crazy, hilarious things kids do and say! 🙂
Priceless, aren’t they !
Awesome collection – thank you. I read Calvin and Hobbes to my son now and all the parenting jokes are way funnier than when I read them as a kid. Sometimes he has to tell me to pull it together so we can move on.
I think we can relate to them in a totally different way to as adults. They are soooo good 🙂
Awww this is lovely!! It really made me smile. Katie x
Hahaha made my day great post
Beautifully articulated. Very insightful and important. Do find time to check my latest on parenting here https://sunniesmybunnies.wordpress.com/2019/02/19/unlovable-moments-calls-for-love/