Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Kid: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Teacher: Glen, how do you spell ‘crocodile’ ?
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about:
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Teacher: Clyde, you composition My Dog is exactly the same as your brother’s? Did you copy it?
Clyde: No, it’s the same dog.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when no-one is interested?
Harold: A teacher.
Steps for Peace
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