Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years old.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became a father only when I was born.
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Kid: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America?
Class: Maria.
Teacher: Glen, how do you spell ‘crocodile’ ?
Glenn: K-R-O-K-D-I-A-L
Teacher: No, that’s wrong.
Glenn: Maybe it is, but you asked me how I spell it.
Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about:
Donald: Yesterday you said it was H to O.
Teacher: Clyde, you composition My Dog is exactly the same as your brother’s? Did you copy it?
Clyde: No, it’s the same dog.
Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when no-one is interested?
Harold: A teacher.
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You too Elaine 🙂
I used to work for an examination board – some of the answers on exam papers had us crying with laughter. So I do believe some (at least) of these are real. Thanks for the smiles!
There’s some clever kids out there! It must have been an ‘interesting’ job – on many levels.
Actually they show a lot of smarts. At least they are thinking for themselves.
Exactly! Some of the answers are hilarious and just outright clever 🙂
Haha…. Loved these especially the H to O…. 🙂 Reminds me of what our granddaughter came out with the other day. She said her Mum said she has two kids… One that is Seven going on Seventeen and one that is Forty Three going on Three… 🙂 I wonder could that be my Son she was speaking of 😉 😀 lol
I can so relate to that. I have a 66 year old going on 2 🙂
Brilliant! Thanx for the laugh… 😂