Hey Baby Boomers! Some of our old favorites have been re-released. The following songs are on a new album called “Baby Boomers Turn Gray: Re-heated Oldies.”
Paul Simon–“Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver”
Carly Simon–“You’re So Varicose Vein”
The Bee Gees–“How Can You Mend a Broken Hip”
Roberta Flack–“The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face”
Johnny Nash–“I Can’t See Clearly Now”
The Temptations–“Papa Got a Kidney Stone”
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
A 75-year-old man in the back row stood up and shouted, “Wedding cake.”
Raili Tanska
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oh this is good
Yay!
love the “how to age gracefully” video clip. Have a good one Raili.
I enjoyed it too, Janet.
I can see queerly now my brain has gone.
🙂 🙂 🙂
I’m not a baby boomer but I approve this message!
Gee, thanks my non-baby-boomer friend xxx
heck our generation weren’t a patch on yourn 😉 I mean X? What hope did we have? 😉
None 🙂
Raili yu are a hoot. Love the video but the Mark Twain quote is the best. Just smile….wrinkles and all.
What a lovely compliment – thanks x
Love it. That’s me all over!
Thought it had a familiar feel to it 🙂
Thanks so much Raili,
Cheered me up on a ‘downish’ day 🙂
so happy to hear that, Margaret xx