How do you kill a salad?
You go for the carrot-id artery.
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks ?
The Salad Bar
A man goes to the Doctor with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ear.
“That looks nasty,” says the doctor.
“Nasty?” replies the man, “this is just the tip of the iceberg!”
One day two avocados, who were best friends, were walking together down the street. They stepped off the curb and a speeding car came around the corner and ran one of them over. The uninjured avocado called 911 and helped his injured friend as best he was able. The injured avocado was taken to emergency at the hospital and rushed into surgery. After a long and agonizing wait, the doctor finally appeared. He told the uninjured avocado, “I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that your friend is going to pull through.” “The bad news is that he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life”.
Don’t forget to eat ALL your fruit and veg this weekend 🙂
They’re good for you…