I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone?
That’s common sense leaving your body.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom the “John” and renamed it the “Jim”.
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment.
Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.
I don’t have grey hair, I have wisdom highlights. I’m just very wise
Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just going to transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.
Actually I’m not complaining because I am a Senager (Senior teenag e\Rr).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have a driver’s license and my own car.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant. And I don’t have acne.
♥ Wishing you a weekend full of love, laughter and happiness ♥
Raili Tanska
So funny, shared this on susieshy45@wordpress.com
Thank you – so kind of you 🙂
Dropped in from Susieshy. Made my day !
Fabulous !
I agree with Susie, it brought a smile to my face.
Love the Nap time.. I call them POWER NAPs .. 🙂 Have a great weekend.. and thank you for the Smiles Raili xxx ❤
I call them Nanna Naps 🙂 Happy weekending to you too, Sue
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You’re so funny.🌸😁😂
I absolutely enjoyed reading it. 👍👌👌🌷🌷🌷🌷
Excellent 🙂
Have a nice day.! 💖🌸🌷🌼🍃🌼😍
Blessings.🌸
Xoxoxo.💖
Fabulous, Raili. I feel I’m fast approaching those times… and I LOVE naps!
You’e more than half way there, Tom !
I know, Raili. And I feel it! 🙂
Laughter is good for the soul.
Certainly is – should be more it !!
This is funny, but how do you explain the pimple that just busted out on my 64 year old nose? haha!
Tell me about it! I got the same problem – we must be youthing up 🙂
😂 Brilliant and hilarious!🤣Laughter and fun is so look good for the soul! 😆
Thanks!
Cheers Raili!!
Hello !
I came over from Susie Shy too. Very funny!!
Awesome – welcome !
Thank you!
So funny! So sharing! 🙂
Thanks !
🙂
Raili, thanks for brightening my day. I laughed at most of them…especially renaming the john.
Good to know you got to laugh !
You reminded me of the little things. They mean so much to the person who does them. Also one makes friends
🙂