Saturday Smiles – it’s potty time!

I’m not sure what I think about this – umm somewhat disturbingly creative video…

A wife sent her husband a romantic text message. She wrote: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you”.  Her husband texted back: ” I’m in the toilet, please advise.”

This guy was on a plane and he really had to pee. He went to the back of the plane and there was a line for the men’s room.  So, he asked a female to see if there was anyone in the ladies room. She responded no, go ahead in there but don’t press any of the buttons. He said alright. he went to the bathroom, relieved. He saw the buttons and decided to push them anyway thinking “What could go wrong?”  The first button he pushed was blue, he goes bbrrrrrr, that’s cold having cold water spray into his ass hole.  The second button was red and he goes “Oh that feels really good. How come there aren’t any buttons like these in the men’s room?”  The last button he pushed was a white button with the letters ATR on it. The next thing he knew he woke up in a hospital.  He asked the nurse “why am I in the hospital?” she responded “Because you hit the ATR button” laughing hysterically while she said it.  He said “What’s so funny? What does ATR mean?”  She responded  – “Automatic tampon remover.”

Raili Tanska

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23 thoughts on “Saturday Smiles – it’s potty time!

  1. Hey! Squatty Potties are VERY popular here! The store Bran works for can’t get them in fast enough! Same thing with giving birth, btw. That’s why Native American women always squatted when it was time to have their babies. Thus the invention of the birthing chair!

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      1. OML! LOL Those airport toities are collectors. A lady walked out of a stall in front of me in the airport at Salt Lake and when I went in I found her cell phone in the toilet. I went after her! 😀 I wasn’t getting that sucker out!

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  2. Love the video – it reminds me of when I first learned the thing about squatting. I was so thrilled at the discovery that I wanted to share it with the world. It turned out the world wasn’t ready for it in 1975…

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