This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly ….. mathematical viewpoint… and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

**If: **

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

**Is represented as: **

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

**Then: **

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

**And** :

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

**But:**

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

**And: **

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

**AND**, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while **Hard work** and** Knowledge **will get you close, and **Attitude **will get you there. Its the** Bullshit** and** Ass Kissing**** **that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

**I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula…………..**** ****how true it is.**

Have an awesome weekend!

Raili Tanska

Steps for Peace

Thanks to Elaine for this mind blowing information!

Just read this to Arn and Bran. Bran says “Well, they’re right on!” LOL

He’s right 🙂

Good to have indisputable proof!

So it is 🙂

That was absolutely wonderful! You can’t fault maths can you? It’s always right.

There is an eloquent logic to it, isn’t there!

Reblogged this on Opher's World and commented:

The mathematical proof that there is so much bullshit in the workplace!!

Thanks Opher 🙂

Reblogged this on Impromptu Promptlings and commented:

This is such a hoot. And true to boot! 😀 Had to share. You need a smile today. 😉

Thanks so much, Calen!

I knew this all along, Raili! You just need to look around to see the mathematics in action!

You’re right, Tom. It’s everywhere !

Well I loved maths at school, and mathematical formula you presented here, confirms my knowledge of all the hardwork that I did, gave me my overall comfortable attitude to life, and therefore avoiding all the unnecessary bullshit and asskissing

Excellent, Ivor! Happy to hear it 🙂

The numbers all added up , so now I’m following you.

Ivor, this just makes my day! I have seen your name many, many times on, I think Opher’s blog ? Thank you – and welcome from one fellow Aussie to another 🙂

Yes, I spread myself everywhere, like Aussie vegemite. !!

Oh yes, the good stuff!!!

Haha, Amanda Palmer’s Vegemite Song… enjoy..

Thanks Ivor – not heard this before!

Haha, I’m in Amanda’s fan Club.

Just had this sent to me. Excellent mathematical reasoning.

Glad you liked it 🙂

pure genius, made me laugh out loud, which is quite a feat to do I must say, doesn’t happen often enough…perhaps more asskissing…. ha! 🙂

Lol!! Kiss away 🙂

In this instance, the numbers truly don’t lie!

I know!

Some men fall short, like David Brent; some are perfect, like Mahatma Gandhi; and some are just a little over the top, like Darth Vader.

Lol !!!