Saturday Smile – it’s all about the maths

This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable  mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.
This is a strictly …..  mathematical  viewpoint… and it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: 
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is  represented as: 
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%

And :

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And: 

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge  will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its  the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the  top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula…………..  how true it is.

 

Have an awesome weekend!

Raili Tanska

Steps for Peace

Thanks to Elaine for this mind blowing information!

 

 

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29 thoughts on “Saturday Smile – it’s all about the maths

  1. Well I loved maths at school, and mathematical formula you presented here, confirms my knowledge of all the hardwork that I did, gave me my overall comfortable attitude to life, and therefore avoiding all the unnecessary bullshit and asskissing

      1. Ivor, this just makes my day! I have seen your name many, many times on, I think Opher’s blog ? Thank you – and welcome from one fellow Aussie to another 🙂

  2. Some men fall short, like David Brent; some are perfect, like Mahatma Gandhi; and some are just a little over the top, like Darth Vader.

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