A woman goes into Discount Fishing Suppies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday. She doesn’t know which one to get so she picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing daark shades.She says – Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?He says – Madam, I’m completely blind, but if you’ll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes.She doesn’t believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.He says – That’s a six foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebo 404 reel and a 10lb teost line. It’s a good all round combination and it’s atually on sale this week for $44.She says – That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I’ll take it.As she opens her purse, her credit card drops to the floor.He says – Oh, that sounds like a Visa card.As the lady bends down to pick up the card she accidentally farts. At first she’s really embarrassed but then realises there is no way the blind salesman would be able to tell exactly who farted.The man rings up the sale and says – That’ll be $58.50, please.The woman is totally confused by this and asks – Didn’t you tell me it was on sale for $44? How did you get $58.50?
The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50.


Raili Tanska
Delightful! Thank you, enjoyed the laughs very much:)
Farting jokes 😀
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WOW! Thank you for this. That’s something.
Love them both!
You were on a roll there! Very funny!!
🙂
hahahaha
Fun post!
Love this write-up. I also did a similar thing of this again.. Smile.
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