Just because it’s Halloween month
👿 One witch told another witch, “I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker.”
👿 Don’t bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He
won’t show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they’re all transparent.
👿 You don’t have to worry about Daylight Savings Time at Halloween. The holiday is always on Green Witch Mean Time.
👿 Western Union opened an office in a graveyard so the spooks could send and receive cryptograms.
👿 Vampire pick-up line: “What’s your type?”
👿 A vampire joined the police force so he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.
MWAHAHAA – there’s more !
🙄 What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!
🙄 What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
🙄 What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo
🙄 What did the witch say to the skeleton when he was lying?
“I know your lying because I can see right through you.”
🙄 What do you call two spiders that just got married?
Newlywebbed
🙄 What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
This is the end. I promise.
😯 Raili 😯
Have an awesome weekend!
Cute, Raili. Thanks for sharing.
xx, mgh
I like the spell check, bamboo, see right through you, pumpkin pi, and newly webbed. Hahaha. I want more…
Ha ha, I thought people might be over the whole Halloween thing by now 🙂
Well, next Tuesday. Stores started having Halloween stuff on sale a couple weeks ago. We have lot of kids coming to the door. We don’t have too many kids in our neighborhood, I don’t know where they come from… 🙂
We get none !
Thanks Raili. Enjoyed them.
These are fun. Thank you for sharing.
🙂
Mwahahaha!!! 😀
I love them all, Raili! 😀
Coincidentally, we are entering Green Witch Mean Time tonight… an extra hour of sleep!!! Woohoo! 😀
We recently lost an hour 😦 But I love the extra daylight !
Reblogged this on that little voice and commented:
May be corny, but some made me smile and some made me laugh. Reblogged this fromhttps://soulgifts.com.au/2017/10/28/saturday-smiles-36/
Mwahahaaa 🙂 Thanks
Reblogged your post…loved the humor.
Thank you ! Happy Hallowe’en 🙂