Just because it’s Halloween month
👿 One witch told another witch, “I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker.”
👿 Don’t bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He
won’t show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they’re all transparent.
👿 You don’t have to worry about Daylight Savings Time at Halloween. The holiday is always on Green Witch Mean Time.
👿 Western Union opened an office in a graveyard so the spooks could send and receive cryptograms.
👿 Vampire pick-up line: “What’s your type?”
👿 A vampire joined the police force so he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.
MWAHAHAA – there’s more !
🙄 What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!
🙄 What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Do you believe in people?”
🙄 What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
🙄 What did the witch say to the skeleton when he was lying?
“I know your lying because I can see right through you.”
🙄 What do you call two spiders that just got married?
🙄 What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
This is the end. I promise.
😯 Raili 😯
Have an awesome weekend!