Saturday Smiles

Just because it’s Halloween month

๐Ÿ‘ฟ One witch told another witch, “I want one of those new computers that has a spell checker.”

๐Ÿ‘ฟ Don’t bother inviting the Invisible Man to your Halloween party. He
won’t show up. Sometimes he makes excuses, but they’re all transparent.

๐Ÿ‘ฟ You don’t have to worry about Daylight Savings Time at Halloween. The holiday is always on Green Witch Mean Time.

๐Ÿ‘ฟ Western Union opened an office in a graveyard so the spooks could send and receive cryptograms.

๐Ÿ‘ฟ Vampire pick-up line: “What’s your type?”

๐Ÿ‘ฟ A vampire joined the police force so he could learn the correct way to get a stakeout.

MWAHAHAA – there’s more !

๐Ÿ™„ย  What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween? Ghoul-aid!!!

๐Ÿ™„ย  What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

“Do you believe in people?”

๐Ÿ™„ย  What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo

๐Ÿ™„ย  What did the witch say to the skeleton when he was lying?

“I know your lying because I can see right through you.”

๐Ÿ™„ย  What do you call two spiders that just got married?

Newlywebbed

๐Ÿ™„ย  What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi

This is the end. I promise.

๐Ÿ˜ฏย  Railiย  ย ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

Have an awesome weekend!

Steps for Peaceย 

Nothing in life is to be feared; it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more so that we may fear less.ย ย ย ย ย Marie Curie
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14 thoughts on “Saturday Smiles

      1. Well, next Tuesday. Stores started having Halloween stuff on sale a couple weeks ago. We have lot of kids coming to the door. We don’t have too many kids in our neighborhood, I don’t know where they come from… ๐Ÿ™‚

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