soulgifts – Telling Tales

Confucius Did Not Say…..

♦ Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

♦ Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

♦ Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

♦ Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.

♦ Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

♦ Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

♦ Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

♦ War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

♦ Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

♦ It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

♦ Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

♦ Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

♦ Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

♦ Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

And, Confucius Really Did Not Say…

♦ “A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”

 

The Royal Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private “OFF LIMITS” area on all battleships and aircraft carriers and submarines. Addressing all boat personnel at Plymouth, a senior Admiral advised:

“Female sleeping quarters will be “out-of-bounds” for all males.  Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined £50 the first time”.  He continued: “Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined £150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of £500. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a boot-neck from 45 Commando (Royal Marines) stood up in the crowd and inquired..

“Sir, how much for a season ticket ?”

😀  Have an awesomely smiley weekend  😀

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