Saturday Smiles

Confucius Did Not Say…..

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

And, Confucius Really Did Not Say…

“A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!”

 

photo 101, day 7, bi, point of view
‘Finnally’ from the top of the mainmast

The Royal Navy is now assigning females to quarters in a separate private “OFF LIMITS” area on all battleships and aircraft carriers and submarines. Addressing all boat personnel at Plymouth, a senior Admiral advised:

“Female sleeping quarters will be “out-of-bounds” for all males.  Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined £50 the first time”.  He continued: “Anyone caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined £150. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of £500. Are there any questions?”

At this point, a boot-neck from 45 Commando (Royal Marines) stood up in the crowd and inquired..

“Sir, how much for a season ticket ?”

😀  Have an awesomely smiley weekend  😀

Steps for Peace
Never give up because great things take time. curiano.com

 

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