While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn’t miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turnaround, in order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses. All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grumpy old man.
He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became.
He just wouldn’t let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,
While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card.
An elderly couple was attending church services. About halfway through she leans over and says to her husband. “I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?” He replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid.”
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, “OK, but do you realize they won’t be as effective?” The old man says, “Listen sonny, I’m 80 years old. I don’t want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don’t pee on my shoes.”
Smile – and have a great weekend!
Raili Tanska
Steps for Peace
You’ll know the people that feed your soul – because you’ll feel good after spending time with them. Latika Teotia
So cute and I had a great laugh Raili. Great post.
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Excellent !
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Yes true
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I would laugh, if these things didn’t happen daily…just saying
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Some of us age less gracefully ……
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Johns chucking like you wouldn’t believe 😉
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Oh good! It’s the granny in church that got to me !
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And us too lol 😂
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Hahaha, good ones Raili
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🙂
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Excellent again.
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I have you firmly in mind whenever posting on Saturdays!!
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Your ‘Saturday smiles’ made me laugh on a Monday 😉 …it sure did. Thank you.
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Excellent – I find it especially therapeutic to smile and laugh on a Monday 🙂
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Most people try but fail! MONDAAAY!!
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Ha ha !! I have the luxury of being a lady of leisure – retired and all 🙂
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Who says so? You’ve got a creative mind and your blog is fillin up. Nobody gets retired….it’s the pay that stops 🙂
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So true !! And thank you 🙂
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Good ones! 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed the chuckle, Deb !
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🙂 🙂
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