Saturday Smiles

If I am ever on life support, unplug me…

Then plug me back in…

See if that works….

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HUSBAND DAY CARE CENTRE

Need time to yourself?

Need time to relax?

Want to go shopping?

Leave your husband with us.

We look after him for you!

You need only pay for his drinks!

***vintage phone

The next time  you get a call from a blocked or unknown number …answer it and whisper: It’s done, but there’s blood everywhere! Then hang up.

***

If you can’t afford a doctor, go to an  airport – you’ll get a free X-ray, a breast exam, and if you mention Al Qaeda, you’ll get a free colonoscopy.

May your weekend begin with a few giggles….

Raili Tanska

Steps for Peace
A good laugh heals a lot of hurts. — Madeleine L’Engle

 

 

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