Saturday Smiles

surprised emoticonI can’t wait to retire so I can get up at six o’clock in the morning and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

I think I’m starting to lose my mind. But as long as I keep the part that tells me I gotta pee, I should be OK.

Really had my heart set on waking up rich today.

I thought the dryer shrunk my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator.

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. And wake up beautiful.

When you are dead you don’t know you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are stupid.

My super power is holding onto junk for years and throwing it away a week before I need it.

I’m starting to think I will never be old enough to know better.

 

Have a laughter filled weekend !

Raili Tanska

Steps for Peace

Laughter is good for the soul !Β 
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