😀 A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.
😮 A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
😛 The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
😉 I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
😮 In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
😯 An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
😕 I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
😀 I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
😕 The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.
😯 I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.
😀 The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
😕 I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
😎 The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.
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William Golding, British poet, novelist and playwright had this to say about women:
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she makes greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
♥Have a leisurely and happy weekend ♥