Saturday Smiles

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😀  A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face.

😮  A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

😛  The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.

😉  I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.

😮  In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.

😯  An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.

😕 I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.

😀    I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.

😕   The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run so I ran over him.

😯   I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentlemen as he bounced off the hood of my car.

😀   The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

😕  I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

😎      The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.

😀   😀   😀

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William Golding, British poet, novelist and playwright had this to say about women:

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men. They are far superior and always have been. Whatever you give a woman, she makes greater. If you give her sperm, she will give you a  baby. If you give her a house, she will give you a home. If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit! 

Have a leisurely and happy weekend 

Raili Tanska

Steps for Peace

…keep your head high, keep your chin up, and most importantly, keep smiling, because life’s a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about. ― Marilyn Monroe
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20 thoughts on “Saturday Smiles

    1. Cows are cool. Did you know they love listening to classical music. There’s a YouTube video (of course there is!) of a bunch of musicians who stop by the roadside to a play to a herd of cows. They all stop munching and stand by the fence listening 🙂

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