Saturday Smiles

baby feet, rings

Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.

One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.

Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and

I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”      

Thinking that this was just the cutest thing,  Mr. Smith replies, “Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live – ??”

Without even taking a moment to think about it,  Bruce replies, “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.”

Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay, then how will you live – ??  You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”

Again, Bruce instantly replies,”Our allowance,  Jenny makes five bucks a week and

I make 10 bucks a week.  That’s about 60 bucks a month, so that should do us just fine”

Mr. Smith is impressed, Bruce has put so much thought into this. “Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question.

What will you do if the two of you should have little children  of your own – ??”

Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far.”

Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little shit is adorable – !!

 

supermarket trolley

I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming.
Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, “So which six items would you like to  buy?”
Wouldn’t it be  great if that happened more  often?

Raili Tanska

Steps for Peace

At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. — Jean Houston
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17 thoughts on “Saturday Smiles

      1. I will try to make time for a “Me Date” and finally watch my little yellow heroes lol. I even have the DVD, the kids bought it for me because of my obsession but I still haven’t seen it 😳

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