Saturday Laughter seems to have become a weekly feature – so that’s what I’ll call it in future. Just so’s you know 🙂

eating-table — Repurposing – creativity at its best ! Source of image – unkown

PEPPERMINT…………..

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor’s cows! He’s like a machine!

I don’t know what was in the pills the Vet gave him .. but they kind of taste like peppermint.

99

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets referred to the Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty young female doctor.

The female doctor says, “I’m going to check your prostrate today but this new procedure is a little bit different from what you are probably used to.”

“I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostrate take a deep breath and say – ’99’.”

The old guy obeys and says, “99.”

The young doctor says, “Great, now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say ’99’.”

Again, the old guy obeys and says, “99.”

The doctor says, “Very good! Now, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I’m going to check your prostate with this hand and with the other hand I’m going to hold your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, ’99’.”

The old guy begins, ……..

“One”

“Two”

“Three………………………..”