Saturday’s funny and cute stuff


Here’s this weekend’s kick start – a bit of cute, a bit of heartstring pulling, a bit of political incorrectness. A mixed bag in other words!

A 5-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grampa, what is a couple sex? “

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.

When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey? “

The little girl replied, “Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”

Now these next two are  funny, regardless of your political leanings  –

So, Donald Trump has chosen Mickey Pence as his Vice President. Not even Walt Disney could’ve imagined that one day Donald and Mickey would be running America!


Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.  God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.”

God asks Obama first, “What do you believe in?”

He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye and says, “I believe in hard work and staying true to family and friends.  I believe in giving.  I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen.”

God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Hillary and say, “What do you believe?”

Hillary says “I believe passion and discipline, courage and honour are the fundamentals of life.  Like Obama, I believe in hard work.  I too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”

God is greatly moved by Hillary’s high-pitched eloquence and he offers her a seat to his right.

Finally, God turns to Trump and says, “And you Donald, what do you believe?”

Trump replies….”I believe you’re in my seat.”


Wishing you all a fun and love filled weekend ♥

Raili Tanska

Steps for Peace

 Human Beings, indeed all sentient beings, have the right to pursue happiness and live in peace and freedom.
— The XIVth Dalai Lama

38 thoughts on “Saturday’s funny and cute stuff

    1. I’m happy to know you got a giggle from this! Your nomination is so kind. I truly appreciate it and the intent. You may not be aware that my blog is Award Free. It is something I struggled with. There is a lot of mixed feelings about awards – this may give you a different perspective :
      And another one that gives a lot of information and background to the Liebster award :
      Thank you again. Your nomination heartfelt and enough. I hope you understand. As a new blogger I found the nominations exciting and a good way to meet other bloggers. Here’s a few early posts to award nominations I thought you might enjoy –

      1. I completely understand! I am new at this. I’ve learned many bloggers are award free. I was hesitant in playing because I had never heard of these “awards.” AmyRose had a great thing she did where she just lists all the awards she was nominated for on one page, recognizing who nominated her. I may do that in the future. Great information you share! Thank you! This gives me a heads up on future awards. It’s a ton of work ;). Thanks again.

      2. I was in the same boat in the beginning. And it is good for new bloggers. It’s wonderful to be recognised and lauded by fellow bloggers and to meet new ones in the process. But it is controversial, it is *over enthusiastically* used by some, it is time consuming. I like Amy Rose’s idea. I have been meaning to do something about them – if for no other reasont than it’s polite to recognise the nominations and direct traffic to them. It’s also a personal record of recognition 🙂

    1. Thanks !! Hey – I was thinking about you the other day wondering if you still write letters to ED. For some reason you aren’t appearing in my Reader anymore ?

  1. 😂😂😂 those were good! Surprised I didn’t hear the Donald and Mickey one from someone else already. And that grandpa one… adorably funny!

      1. Oh I know!! I’m like I have to save or remember this one lol gotta share that with some friends

  2. And THAT is EXACTLY what Trump would say!!! NO FILTERS, this one. And I LOVED Donald and Mickey. But in truth it’s REALLY President Bannon and Vice President Trump. That’s becoming more and more obvious to everyone but the Republicans! rolls eyes…

    1. D*** – Hadn’t finished my comment yet…. If nothing else, Trump has galvanised people into action, protesting and lobbying for truth, integrity, honesty and respect – bless him ! It may not be his intention to do that, but it’s happening worldwide 🙂

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