Here’s this weekend’s kick start – a bit of cute, a bit of heartstring pulling, a bit of political incorrectness. A mixed bag in other words!
A 5-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grampa, what is a couple sex? “
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey? “
The little girl replied, “Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”
Now these next two are funny, regardless of your political leanings –
So, Donald Trump has chosen Mickey Pence as his Vice President. Not even Walt Disney could’ve imagined that one day Donald and Mickey would be running America!
Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven. God looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side, I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in.”
God asks Obama first, “What do you believe in?”
He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye and says, “I believe in hard work and staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen.”
God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama and offers him a seat to his left.
Then God turns to Hillary and say, “What do you believe?”
Hillary says “I believe passion and discipline, courage and honour are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama, I believe in hard work. I too, have been lucky, but win or lose, I’ve always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”
God is greatly moved by Hillary’s high-pitched eloquence and he offers her a seat to his right.
Finally, God turns to Trump and says, “And you Donald, what do you believe?”
Trump replies….”I believe you’re in my seat.”
Wishing you all a fun and love filled weekend ♥