I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.
What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the Pooh.
Today, I found a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept on buzzing so he would see what it’s like, not being able to sleep!
You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!
Q: What is the question a flea often has to ask itself?
A: Should I walk or take a dog?
The official dogs’ song?
“Every snack you take, every food you make, every can you shake, every seal you break, I’ll be watching you….
Two cats are sitting in front of bird’s cage and observe a newly arrived green canary.
One cat says to the other, “It really is a strange color for a bird. Maybe he’s not ripe yet.”
Have a great weekend 😀