Jokes Again

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I saw a poster today, somebody was asking “Have you seen my cat?” So I called the number and said that I didn’t. I like to help where I can.

😉

What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?

Winnie the Pooh.

🙂

Today, I found a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept on buzzing so he would see what it’s like, not being able to sleep!

😡

You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!

🙂
Q: What is the question a flea often has to ask itself?

A: Should I walk or take a dog?

😀

The official dogs’ song?
“Every snack you take, every food you make, every can you shake, every seal you break, I’ll be watching you….
😛
Two cats are sitting in front of bird’s cage and observe a newly arrived green canary.

One cat says to the other, “It really is a strange color for a bird. Maybe he’s not ripe yet.”

😕

Have a great weekend  😀

Raili Tanska

Jokes 

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28 thoughts on “Jokes Again

  1. That cat poster reminded me of something. Once I saw this hideous three piece suite (2 arm chairs and a sofa if you are not familiar with this term) advertised locally. I was longing to call the number – it would have gone something like:

    Me: Is your suite still for sale?
    Them: Yes
    Me: I am not surprised! (before immediately hanging up)

    But I am too nice.

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