Remember when you could refer to your knees as right and left – instead of good and bad? Good times, eh ?!
Growing old is hard work – the mind says ‘yes’ but the body says “What the hell are you thinking?!”
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PUSH – if that doesn’t work – PULL. If that doesn’t work We Must Be Closed.
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Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young I had to walk 9 feet through shag pile carpet to change the TV channel.
You know you’re getting OLD when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking ” I may as well pee while I’m here.”
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Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
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I’ve decided on my new career. I’m going to be a backwards stripper, I come out on stage naked and they pay me to put my clothes back on.
Raili Tanska
Good ones!
LOL! Loved that last one. 😀
Yup !
Reblogged this on that little voice and commented:
I needed a good laugh to help my digestion after overeating for 3 days. Thanks to Soul Gifts.
You’re most welcome 🙂
Cheered me up again Raili!
Excellent !
hahaha that was a great funny 😀
🙂
Great to wake up laughing.
Good ones.
Love it. Reblogging.
Reblogged this on Nutsrok and commented:
Reblog from Soul Gifts
Thank so much for the reblog 🙂
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
I KNOW it’s Wednesday, but these are too good not to share on a Hump Day as well 😀
Thank you so much for the reblog 🙂
My pleasure Raili – These are great fun 😀
Great way to start the morning. NowI’m good to go for the next few hours… 😀 😀 😀
Excellent !
Hewehee… LOVE the “Backwards Stripper”!!!
Yeah, me too 🙂
Hilarious!
🙂
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